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A strange Brit once said, “I find that if you just start talking you’re mouth comes up with stuff.” And now, on with the Bios…

Rustin breaks things everywhere he goes — not always on purpose. He is a bull in a china shop. Aside from his reckless behavior, he is quite adept at turning anything he can into a set of drums and bang away without even realizing he’s doing this. Are you asking if this can be annoying? He is extremely particular about how items should be faced/laid/placed in the dishwasher and makes a fuss if it’s not done just right. He believes in the healing powers of the Diet Coke diety, and would much sooner give up his health than any one of his Apple products. He makes dumb jokes and loves watching the BBC.

Janey was born in the wrong era. Had she been born in the 1930s she believes she would be fashionable. We don’t believe her. She hates small talk and would rather poke both eyes out with a sharp pencil than share too much of her personal space with a stranger. She has an unhealthy fascination with the holocaust and WWII, so if you’re wanting to get her talking just bring up the Third Reich. Like Bette Davis, she does things the hard way and doesn’t mind walking home alone. She also has a sick love for Eddie Izzard.

Oh and lastly, ten points for you if you know who stated the quote from above. And also a cookie.