Me: Is there anything that I do in my daily or weekly activities that makes you look at me and go, “Wow, she is one hot bitch”?
Husband: In your daily or weekly activities??
Me: Yea.
Husband: Does that even sound like me?
Me: Okay, is there anything that I do that makes you go, “She’s so HAWT”??
Husband: I don’t understand the context. Where is this coming from? *squinty-eyed* What trap are you setting up for me??
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Smart man, or otherwise? I know what I think.
you are some smart cookie!!