So now that I have your attention…
Let’s begin here—> THIS HAPPY COUPLE IS NOT DIVORCING.
Are you kidding? Over ice cream? Rustin is stuck with me and I do mean STUCK. At this point I’m stubborn and I’ve put too much effort and time into our relationship–6 years!– and everything else that goes into the merging of assets–does furniture count?–and merging of families–well just the one family, so no merging really–and also not to mention the squeezing of the child out of my poor body, yea he’s pretty much gotta deal with me. FOREVER. muahahahaha. Ain’t he lucky??
WITHTHATSAID…
Let’s go here—> ashley.
Ok so. No crazy lesbian ANYTHING. I only wanted to share my enthusiasm for ‘coming out of the closet’–if you will–in the ‘making friends’ department.
I got so desperate about making friends here that I went to a friend-match website… oh goodness, here I go again. Sometimes I just can’t help myself. But seriously, it’s hard to meet people–let alone awesome people–when a) you don’t work outside the home b) don’t have school to attend and c) hate small talk. So, yea. Kind of a problem.
The real story is we did meet online several weeks ago–no friends meetup website, we did it on our own thank you– via a friendly thing called twitter. It goes a little beyond that, but that’s where I’ll start for now. I realize I have a bit of explaining to do, and it may be a little difficult to make sense of everything, but I’ll do my best. We did make human contact. And while we did play games whilst the husband and child were away/sleeping, ‘the games’ consisted of just one: Mario Kart on the Wii. And the lingerie? A ‘five for fifteen’ underwear sale at Target. Nothing fancy. And the cooking? Papa John’s.
So yea. Just a friend. Who’s a girl. And nothing more or less than that.
And meeting a virtual person… it turned out well I say. Seeing as though I’m still alive and well and not dead. And oh yea, there’s the ‘she’s awesome’ part of it too.
And we’ll end here—> That’s all, and peace be with you.
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