Bored and perhaps a bit off. My marbles that is.

So, Rustin and I had our first major date yesterday. Not just major date. But MAJOR date. We hadn’t been OUT out in like a year. No joke. Needless to say, it was way overdue. So anyway, we went to a movie–Valkyrie. And I guess I could into a little more detail on the movie and maybe even-dare I say-critique it. But I won’t.

I won’t tell you that Tom Cruise is lahaaaaame.
I also won’t tell you that the costumes, cinematography, and directing were incredible. Because the weren’t.
Oh, and I can’t forget to not say how awesome the props were.

I won’t. No. Surely not.

But I will say this. I did giggle with joy and glee and all other words that could describe feelings of pure bliss when I saw Eddie Izzard on the big screen. And yes, it’s true I did not recognize him at first, it’s been way too long. And time has not been kind to my dear brilliant Eddie. But his voice, oh that voice.

I’m just saying. If he rang my doorbell tomorrow and told me he wanted to make me his bride and adopt my child and give me a million of his babies and make me the happiest giddiest girl in the history of all the lands, I just might let him. I just might.

And yes, he would does love me in spite of my confusing convoluted run-on sentences. The end.

PS I still love my real husband very much. I’m just a little bored and a little caffeined-out and also maybe just a little brain damaged tonight.

The end of ends.