So, the one time I actually answer the door to a stranger (whom was obviously some kind of solicitor, I should have known better), I get asked if I’m 18 years or older. Apparently I look like a 15-year-old, *unwed, mother-to-be. Great.
And now on to The Orbit… it is here my friends, in all it’s deliciousness!
*I’m not wearing my wedding ring these days, not because my fingers are swollen -they’re not- but because my circa 1930s diamond is loose and needs some serious TLC. You’d be surprised how many dirty looks I’ve gotten/how many times I’ve had to answer this question. A rant for another day! :>


Just wear any ring and make sure you rest your left hand on your belly a lot. I got the same dirty looks. lol. Stupid Judgers! DONT JUDGE MY FRIEND, You don’t know her!